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GET OUT OF THE CAR!
Monday, July 31, 2006
Sarasota, Florida - An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces further down the parking lot. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter,where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/31/2006 10:37:00 AM   1 comments
TYPICAL NOBEL PEACE PRIZE MATERIAL
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Peace prize winner 'could kill' Bush | World Wide Weird | The Australian:

"NOBEL peace laureate Betty Williams displayed a flash of her feisty Irish spirit yesterday, lashing out at US President George W.Bush during a speech to hundreds of schoolchildren.

Campaigning on the rights of young people at the Earth Dialogues forum, being held in Brisbane, Ms Williams spoke passionately about the deaths of innocent children during wartime, particularly in the Middle East, and lambasted Mr Bush.

'I have a very hard time with this word 'non-violence', because I don't believe that I am non-violent,' said Ms Williams, 64.

'Right now, I would love to kill George Bush.' Her young audience at the Brisbane City Hall clapped and cheered. "

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/25/2006 10:57:00 AM   1 comments
FRIEND BILL FINALLY CATCHES UP WITH THE NEWS SNIPET
Monday, July 24, 2006
Buckley: Bush Not A True Conservative, CBS News Exclusive: Buckley Criticizes President For Interventionist Policies - CBS News: "Buckley: Bush Not A True Conservative"
posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/24/2006 05:38:00 PM   0 comments
JUST ANOTHER PUBLIC EDUCATION SHELL GAME
Friday, July 21, 2006
I don't want to shock any children in the audience with talk about going back to school, but chances are you parents have already received the list of stuff you are supposed to buy and send to school with your children when they return. Are you okay with the list? Some Florida parents are not. They think they are being asked to buy supplies, not for their children, but for the school.

Here are some of the items on the list: Ziploc bags, Clorox wipes, paper towels and paper napkins, liquid hand soap, hand sanitizers, Plug-In refills, toilet paper and Band-Aids.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Ah-hah! The teachers are trying to con the parents into buying supplies for the school so the school has more money to spend on teacher salaries." Well you would be...oh wait, you would be right.

A Florida TV station interviewed the chief financial officer for Orange County Schools, Henry Boekhoff. Boekhoff said he had no idea teachers were asking parents for anything other than basic school supplies. He said when principals present their budget requests, the focus is on teacher salaries and money for more staff, and that 85 percent of the estimated operating budget for the upcoming school year will go to salaries and benefits.

With 85% going to salaries and benefits, that doesn't leave a lot of money for utilities, textbooks and other supplies. Instead of holding the line on personnel, salaries and benefits, the principals and teachers are asking the parents to buy supplies – not supplies for their children, but supplies for the whole school.

It's no skin off my backside. I don't have children in school. But it does call into question the educrats' dedication to a "free public education." When it comes to a choice between the educrats accepting slightly lower salaries or charging parents for school operating expenses, the teachers are taking door #1. It's also just one more way that schools are hiding the true cost of public education.

Ralph Bristol

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/21/2006 10:49:00 AM   1 comments
OH, YOU MEAN HE HAS A PEN?
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
BREITBART.COM - Bush Vetoes Stem Cell Bill As Promised: "Bush Vetoes Stem Cell Bill As Promised"
posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/19/2006 01:45:00 PM   0 comments
DID WE MENTION ITS HOT?
Philadelphia Inquirer | 07/19/2006 | Tom Ferrick Jr. | Read it here! It's hot outside!:

"I don't get this weather. It's crazy.

Have you noticed it keeps getting hotter and hotter? It seems to happen this way every year, especially in July and August.

I can't understand it.

Here at the paper, we are trying to understand it, too.

We sent out a team of reporters yesterday, who fanned across the region.

When they came back, they reported: It is hot everywhere! Very hot!

The city editor said: You mean everywhere?!

They said: Yes, everywhere!

He said: This is front-page news!

And so it was done.

Ditto television.

Counting overtime, the stations probably spent $250,000 yesterday to tell you that it is summer and that it is hot."

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/19/2006 01:42:00 PM   0 comments
CAN YOU SAY "DUMB"?
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Iran's Hizbollah says ready to attack US, Israel|Reuters.com: "TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran's Hizbollah, which claims links to the Lebanese group of the same name, said on Tuesday it stood ready to attack Israeli and U.S. interests worldwide.

'We have 2,000 volunteers who have registered since last year,' said Iranian Hizbollah's spokesman Mojtaba Bigdeli, speaking by telephone from the central seminary city of Qom. They have been trained and they can become fully armed. We are ready to dispatch them to every corner of the world to jeopardise Israel and America's interests. We are only waiting for the Supreme Leader's green light to take action. If America wants to ignite World War Three ... we welcome it,' he said."

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/18/2006 03:02:00 PM   0 comments
DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH THE FACTS...
Friday, July 14, 2006
Townhall.com::The Left promotes assertions that turn out to be false::By John Leo: "Writing in Rolling Stone, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. assures us that the 2004 presidential election was stolen. This popular conspiracy theory has attracted many Democrats, from the clearly unbalanced to John Kerry himself. (Professor and activist Mark Crispin Miller of NYU says Kerry told him he believes the election was stolen.)"

FACTS ARE IMMATERIAL TO THE IDEOLOGUE. READ ALL ABOUT IT IN JOHN'S ARTICLE

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/14/2006 04:16:00 PM   2 comments
IN KEEPING WITH CATHOLIC TRADITION
Vatican condemns Israel for attacks on Lebanon: "Vatican condemns Israel for attacks on Lebanon. VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - The Vatican on Friday strongly deplored Israel's strikes on Lebanon, saying they were 'an attack' on a sovereign and free nation. "

OF COURSE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WOULD NEVER CONSIDER CONDEMNING ANYONE FOR ATTACKING ISRAEL...OR ADMIT TO THE HUNDREDS OF COUPS UPON SOVEREIGN GOVERNMENTS THEY HAVE BEEN GUILTY OF OR...

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/14/2006 04:04:00 PM   1 comments
CHICKEN REFUSES TO BE OUTDONE BY TOASTER
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Chicken competes with cheese sandwich with picture of the virgin Mary in cheddar Chicken lays mystery Allah egg: "ALMATY (Reuters) - A chicken in a Kazakh village has laid an egg with the word 'Allah' inscribed on its shell, state media reported Thursday."
posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/13/2006 09:44:00 AM   0 comments
QUALIFICATIONS FOR A MASSACHUSETTS SENATOR
Now all he has to do is drown a girl and he'll win with a landslide! DRUDGE REPORT FLASH 2006�: "PAPER: Rep. Kennedy Takes Weekly Urine Tests And Near-Daily AA Meetings. A month after pleading guilty to driving under the influence, Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-R.I.) now follows a strict court-ordered script that includes, among other things, weekly urine tests, twice-weekly meetings with a probation officer, near-daily Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and a weekly meeting of recovering addicts led by a Navy captain, ROLL CALL reports."
posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/13/2006 09:34:00 AM   1 comments
NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE'LL BE THINKING FOR OURSELVES.
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
IMAGINE THAT! There is such a thing as too much choice - Jul. 12, 2006: "Lost in a mass of niches. The advent of 300 channels and the Internet has fragmented audiences - and the explosion of choice has left us poorer"
posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/12/2006 08:43:00 AM   0 comments
WE CALL THIS ART!
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
It is interesting that our own National Endowment for the Arts funded "art" such as a picture of a crucifix in a transparent urn submersed in urine titled "Piss Christ" or "Yo Mama's Last Supper", a 15-foot-tall photograph of a nude African-American woman portraying Jesus surrounded by 12 black men portraying the disciples.

AND YET THE FBI INVESTIGATES:

WREG-TV Memphis - FBI looking at Web site showing shooting of Quran: "FBI looking at Web site showing shooting of Quran.

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. The F-B-I will look into an online video that shows two men shooting a Quran with a military rifle and then leaving the bullet-riddled holy book at a Chattanooga mosque."

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/11/2006 08:49:00 AM   3 comments
IMMEDIATELY AFTER STRIP SEARCHING 89 YEAR OLD GRANNY JONES
Monday, July 10, 2006
Middle-eastern Man Allowed to Board Plane with Bomb Components: "Houston police and the federal Transportation Security Administration disagree over who is responsible for allowing a man with what appeared to be bomb components board an aircraft at Hobby Airport last week."
posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/10/2006 02:09:00 PM   0 comments
IT'S THE SOUP!
Father poisons children, sues Campbell's Soup

When people are willing to harm their own children in order to sue a company and collect damages, product liability suits are more than just a nuisance. Stories about people putting disgusting stuff in their food in order to sue the food-maker are so common, we don’t even mention most of them anymore, but here's a new twist on that tired old story.

A Georgia man is accused of poisoning his two young children in order to sue the Campbell soup company and win a big settlement. No longer are product liability suits just a common and growing nuisance for business, the yearning for a big lawsuit payoff has become such a strong temptation that wicked people will now even sacrifice their own children for the reward.

You're thinking this is not really new, but you're wrong. Sure, we've always had parents who would abuse their children--either out of neglect, frustration, anger, etc. We have also long seen parents who would sell their children, or their children's services, for profit. But this is new, and it is a disturbing offspring of our increasingly litigious society.

One does not have to have ever opened a Bible to understand that, indeed, the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. It is truer that the love of OTHER PEOPLE'S money is the root of most of that evil. People who enjoy, even treasure, the money they honestly earn generally commit no more evil deeds than those with little desire for money, but for those who covet money that doesn't belong to them, and are too lazy or anti-social to earn it honestly, it seems there is no limit to their potential for evil.

The growing popularity and success of product liability suits feeds the insatiable appetite and strengthens the addiction to OPM--other people's money. Product liability suits are not just a growing menace. They are the propagators of yet another branch of evil.

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/10/2006 12:27:00 PM   0 comments
AND SUDDENLY, THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED!
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Neo-Nazis hijack gala to burn Anne Frank diary the Daily Mail:

"Neo-Nazis hijack gala to burn Anne Frank diary.

German neo-Nazis tore up and burned a copy of The Diary of Anne Frank after hijacking a traditional gala.

Around 100 skinheads cheered and shouted Sieg Heil as the most poignant memoir of the Holocaust years went up in flames. They also burned a U.S. flag and sang banned Nazi songs.

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/06/2006 07:39:00 AM   1 comments
GLOBAL WARMING?
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
No Tornadoes Confirmed In Nebraska-Kansas Area This Year:

"No Tornadoes Confirmed In Nebraska-Kansas Area This Year. First Time Since 1950 There's Been No Tornadoes In Region"

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/05/2006 05:01:00 PM   0 comments
TO SNIPET READERS
Monday, July 03, 2006
My apologies for what has happened to some of my posts. In an effort to upgrade the Snipet, a few things when haywire. Would appreciate any comments on the new format. -Jack
posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/03/2006 04:04:00 PM   0 comments
LIKE MY TATTOO?

Here's another reason not to disfigure your body with tattoos. A superbug seen in prisoners and athletes is showing up in other people who get tattoos. Federal health officials say 44 tattoo customers in Ohio, Kentucky and Vermont developed skin infections caused by methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA). MRSA is an antibiotic-resistant bacteria that fights off the body's immune system and destroys tissues. The skin infections can be transmitted from person to person by contact with draining sores, or through contact with contaminated items or surfaces. MRSA generally causes mild skin infections, but in some cases has led to pneumonia, bloodstream infections, and a painful, flesh-destroying condition called necrotizing fasciitis.

And then of course, there's that stupid-looking, permanent ugly thing on your body that makes people think you're weird. But for some reason you like that part...

posted by Jack Mercer @ 7/03/2006 03:19:00 PM   3 comments
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