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| You might be a Redneck Jedi if ... |
| Wednesday, May 18, 2005 |
1) You've ever heard the phrase, 'May the force be with y'all'.
2) Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3) You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
4) At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
5) You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
6) You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7) The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
8) Wookies are offended by your BO.
9) You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
10) You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
11) Your father has ever said to you, 'Shoot, boy, come on over to the dark side ...it'll be a hoot'.
12) You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
13) You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
14) You have the canopy of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
16) Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt feller had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17) You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
18) You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
19) You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
20) If you hear: 'Luke, I am your father...and your uncle.'" |
posted by Jack Mercer @ 5/18/2005 10:44:00 AM   |
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Thank you for making me laugh out loud. Awesome.
That could have been me with the JD during the cantina scene. Not sure.
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...if a weird guy in a mask and cape said, "I am your father." and you had to go on Jerry Springer to learn if your DNA matched.
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HA!
Best one yet, Woody.
Thanks!
-Jack
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Thank you for making me laugh out loud. Awesome.
That could have been me with the JD during the cantina scene. Not sure.